Can ANYONE please tell me how to clear the browser history on my iPhone’s Safari? I am going nuts over here, but I cannot figure it out!
PLEASE HELP – I’ve got some stuff that I need to get off my phone NOW!!!
There’s no freaking menu bar at the top of the browser window, so I can’t find “Preferences” or “History” or any of that stuff i’m used to seeing on my laptop.
It doesn’t really matter what it is – let’s just say it’s secrets from the US Military…(actually, for those in the govt reading this, I’m just kidding – it’s not really). It’s just…some pictures…and one – maybe two – videos, but I *think* I’ve deleted those…Oh man, i hope they’re deleted.
But look, I’VE GOT to clear this browser history on my phone – my work phone – immediately!
Why? it doesn’t really matter – I just do.
Okay, here’s the thing – I was sitting here in my hotel room last night (I had had a glass or two of wine at the manager’s reception in the lobby. I probably should have eaten a few more of the free snacks).
my laptop battery is dead (left power cord at office) so I was surfing the web on my phone. I was on like Maxim.com or something…I think I clicked on some ad… and this button popped up that said “Curious?”.
I was like, “yeah, I’m curious.” So I clicked it.
Believe me when I tell you – I am NOT curious. I am SO NOT curious.
You gotta be careful – just know that “curious?” in this case, is not a synonym for “intrigued?” or “intellectually hungry.” It’s….it’s…so bad…
Oh ,man! I need to wash my eyes out…and clear my brain’s browser history too (can you still get electroshock?) AGGGHHHH – i wish I hadn’t seen that stuff.
…so let’s just say I need to clear my phone’s browser history. Fast. Like before I go home to my wife. who I love so, so, so much. And my kids….ohhhhh, my sweet, sweet children…
I’m so sorry, kids…believe me – this isn’t who i am…your daddy is a good man.
But never mind that….just, please help me figure this out….